Vincent Browne Heckle !

[Baron von Biffo]

Front page story in the IT is about TDs getting Ipads.

We have the IMF trying to put the boot into the unemployed, the elderly and children. Shatter is trying to dismantle the constitution. The health service is falling apart. And all the IT can put on its front page is TDs are getting a scuttering Ipad!

[Dr. FIVE]

Ipads for politicians! Cut the Dole!

Today's news in brief..

[MPB]

Imo, for Reilly to make these seven very senior appointments into political appointments in his own gift is appalling.

Reilly's strategy for health is the break it up, mark it up and sell it on. Every aspect of it will be monetised for private profit if he is left in charge.

Especially considering his choice of business partners, who have more than a sniff of taking advantage of inside information, for ones own benefit.

[PaddyJoe]

Front page story in the IT is about TDs getting Ipads.

We have the IMF trying to put the boot into the unemployed, the elderly and children. Shatter is trying to dismantle the constitution. The health service is falling apart. And all the IT can put on its front page is TDs are getting a scuttering Ipad!

Imagine that. And it's only a few weeks since Gump popped in to Apple in Cork for the guided tour

[MPB]

Maybe if you associate it with this image it will help.

Where is her other hand?

[PaddyJoe]

Can you imagine poor Jonathan Ive coming across a picture of Mattie McGrath waving his iPad in the Dail?
A life's work for naught

[Baron von Biffo]

Where is her other hand?

It's fingering her beads.

[Dr. FIVE]

ipod €479 to €799

166 TDs + 60 Senators = 226

Say the state gets value for money for the first time in history and pays 600 per unit

226 x 600 = 135 600
/ 188

Give us [drum roll].........721 welfare payments

The Troika will have a fit!

Here's a photo of Enda last year with his trusty Nokia 6210

[Dr. FIVE]

sin é

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/...320381818.html

[PaddyJoe]

ipod €479 to €799

166 TDs + 60 Senators = 226

Say the state gets value for money for the first time in history and pays 600 per unit

226 x 600 = 135 600
/ 188

Give us [drum roll].........721 welfare payments

The Troika will have a fit!

Here's a photo of Enda last year with his trusty Nokia 6210

Even my mother-in-law traded hers up about two years ago
On a more serious note though.....
Calls and text only. No browser, no camera and no social media.
All TDs should be issued with one of those as of now and required by law not to use anything else.

[Dr. FIVE]

Many already have them and read speeches regretting health cuts off of them

[PaddyJoe]

I suppose its only a matter of time before one of our lot ends up like Italian MP Simeone Di Cagno Abbrescia:

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/854513-i...-in-parliament

[MPB]

I suppose its only a matter of time before one of our lot ends up like Italian MP Simeone Di Cagno Abbrescia:


http://www.metro.co.uk/news/854513-i...-in-parliament

Waster. Silvio made sure there was no need to look at porn sites.

She was probably sitting next to him.

[PaddyJoe]

Caroline Simons, Fionnan Sheehan, Peter Matthews, Willie O'Dea.
Review of the Dail year.
Kicking off with the Enda/Eamonn moment today.

[Baron von Biffo]

Gump doesn't do interviews because he's a gutless moron.