Maidir Le: Jokes!!!
A man went in for a brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon.
He could choose either a teacher's brain which would cost him €10,000 or a politician's which would cost €100,000.
"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than a teacher's brain?" asked the clearly puzzled man.
"No, not exactly." replied the surgeon, "The politician's has never been used so it's almost like new."
Give me a misty day, pearly gray, silver, silky faced, wide-awake crescent-shaped smile