Jokes!!!

[Ephilant]

The newly elected Miss Kentucky. Somebody should really show her how to hold a mike and a giant teddy at the same time. She'll never forget this one...

[Baron von Biffo]

[PaddyJoe]

Slinky shorts...just can't do it
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9PwWq3le9A&feature=relmfu"]Sminky Shorts: I Can't Do It - YouTube[/ame]

[5intheface]

Slinky shorts...just can't do it
Sminky Shorts: I Can't Do It - YouTube

Have you any other deleted scenes from 'The Wind That Shakes The Barley'?

[PaddyJoe]

Have you any other deleted scenes from 'The Wind That Shakes The Barley'?

There's just a faint hint of a Cork intonation there alright

[TotalMayhem]

[Mick Tully]

[TotalMayhem]

Baby Mario Draghi

[PaddyJoe]

More Sminky Shorts...handsome donkey.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qty-VjKzoJI"]Sminky Shorts: Handsome Donkey - YouTube[/ame]

[Dr. FIVE]

a real thing

[Baron von Biffo]

a real thing

Mad Mish and the Venerable Beads must exerting a positive influence.

[Dr. FIVE]

a real thing

[Stanley 2]

One evening before last week's Congress, Barack and Michelle Obama went to visit the Clintons for a chat and to sort out arrangements for the Democrat nomination.
When they were being shown around the Clintons pad Barack asked Bill if he could direct him to the bathroom, so Bill showed him to his own quarters and his own bathroom.
In the car on the way home Barack was telling Michelle about Bill's own quarters and how he even has a golden urinal.
A few days later Michelle met Hillary and was thanking her for the lovely evening and mentioned how impressed Barack was with Bill's gold urinal.
That night as they were getting ready for bed Hillary turns to Bill and says,
"You won't believe this, but I found out who pissed in your saxaphone..."

[fluffybiscuits]

Why does jesus hate m & m's?
Cos they keep falling through his hands....

[BARNEYKX]

An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery,
But prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood type


In case the need arises.

As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally,
So, the call went out.

Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type.
The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for
Giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds & US dollars.

A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a
Corrective surgery.

His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy
To donate his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you
Card and a box of Quality Street chocolates.

The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind
Gesture as he had anticipated.

He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be generous
Again, that you would give me a BMW, diamonds & money,
But you only gave me a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street."

To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie,
But I now have Scottish blood in ma veins".