Jokes!!!

[Baron von Biffo]

A priest is pleasantly surprised when he thinks he's spotted at mass a parishioner who's been absent for a long time. However his eyes aren't what the used to be so he decides to ask the altar boy to confirm it.

He calls him over and asks, "Is that Fanny Greene there in the front pew?"

The altar boy has a look and says, "No Father. It's the light from the stained glass window."

[TotalMayhem]

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years...

He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

[PaddyJoe]

This is loopy..even for Alive

[5intheface]

This is loopy..even for Alive

Maria became a Saint because she was stabbed??? I was stabbed once and I'm still just a venerable.

They also left out the bit about the naughty boy seeking asylum in the Ecuadorian embassy.

[TotalMayhem]

[BARNEYKX]

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maybe we could send our polititions and senators out here the might just lighted headed and jump

[TotalMayhem]

http://powerpoint.officeapps.live.co...cae49302a8c91f


maybe we could send our polititions and senators out here the might just lighted headed and jump

Not even remotely funny...

[BARNEYKX]

Not even remotely funny...

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I can relate to this .......

[Ephilant]

[Baron von Biffo]

[TotalMayhem]

A man walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano.

Another man notices and asks, ‘Hey, what’s that?’

‘A 12-inch pianist. You see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish and I got a 12-inch pianist.’

‘Can I try?’ The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room.

‘Ducks? I didn’t wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!’

‘You think I really wished for a 12-inch pianist?’

[Ephilant]

Identity crisis? A search for "Martin Kotthaus" threw this set of images up:

[TotalMayhem]

Identity crisis? A search for "Martin Kotthaus" threw this set of images up

But Herr Kenny is a spokesperson for the German finance ministry.

[Mick Tully]