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    I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron von Biffo View Post
    The same wall in Brazil;

    http://ancruiskeenlawnmower.wordpress.com/

    If dreams were lightning, thunder was desire, this whole place would have burned down, a long time ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5intheface View Post
    The same wall in Brazil;


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    Saw a spoof motivational poster pic today featuring a bone crunching rugby tackle. The caption read :-

    Rugby - Gateway to the Paralympics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron von Biffo View Post
    Saw a spoof motivational poster pic today featuring a bone crunching rugby tackle. The caption read :-

    Rugby - Gateway to the Paralympics
    A bit like people complaining about the South African Runner Oscar Pistorius being allowed to participate in the Olympics. For those who don't know, Pistorius had both legs amputated and now has 2 artificial legs. According to International Association of Athtletics Federations, he has an "unfair advantage"...
    The decision was overturned later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ephilant View Post
    A bit like people complaining about the South African Runner Oscar Pistorius being allowed to participate in the Olympics. For those who don't know, Pistorius had both legs amputated and now has 2 artificial legs. According to International Association of Athtletics Federations, he has an "unfair advantage"...
    The decision was overturned later.
    Oscar will compete at the London Olympics, whe have a thread about him here.
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    My second favourite website.

    http://www.cakewrecks.com/

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    My wife left a note on the fridge…

    “It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore! Gone to stay at my parents."

    I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold.

    Still not sure what she was talking about.
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    Just been to TESCO's with the wife (yes, all was well once I have convinced her that there's absolutely nothing wrong with the fridge) and out of the blue she says to me, "You are one lazy c**t!"




















    I nearly fell off the trolley...
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    There is no evidence of doping in the China swimming team said their spokesman Che Ting Fuk, today.

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