Irish Citizenship Test: Draft questionnaire

[5intheface]

If caught doing (b) do you

(a) accept the punishment. You broke the law after all

(b) ask your neighbour/cousin/friend who is a Garda to "get you off"

(c) have your Ma contact the local TD

or

(d) give your name as the Polish for 'Driving License'

[Baron von Biffo]

If caught doing (b) do you

(a) accept the punishment. You broke the law after all

(b) ask your neighbour/cousin/friend who is a Garda to "get you off"

(c) have your Ma contact the local TD

(d) Ring WhineLine and demand to know how you can get to work.

[C. Flower]

Skeoughvosteen, Skeheenarinky and Oulart the Ballagh are

1) Expletives
2) Scenic villages
3) Forms of potato blight

[5intheface]

Does a 'Sanity Clause' have any standing in Irish law?

A. No

B. Only on December 25th

C. Yes but not as high a standing as Patrick and Brigid.