Today's papers reviewed (courtesy of newstalk and twitter)

[Captain Con O'Sullivan]

And the sentence would be ... I wonder?

That is a hell of a way to 'cry for help'. Sounds to me like the old 1970's excuse 'I kicked the head off yer man, yer honour, because I was blind drunk at the time'.

Grand,so. Anyone like to forecast what sanctions Nikita, 25, will face for her 'cry for help' involving making false accusations of rape?

[DCon]

head-start on the Times in honour of Dr Jim

[PaddyJoe]

One of Cameron's ministers will almost certainly be walking the plank this weekend:

[DCon]

Reilly, Reilly

HE IRISH TIMES

Two sites in Reilly’s constituency added to primary care centre list

More cuts to public sector pay bill possible

Satisfaction guaranteed for fans as rare Stones footage released

THE IRISH INDEPENDENT

Priest was beaten days before his murder

Taxman gets power to chase household charge dodgers

THE IRISH EXAMINER

90,000 over -30’s live with their parents

Gardai question GP mum of tragic Emily

Reilly slated for ‘chaos’ in services

Socialite to stand trial on €11m fraud charges

http://www.newstalk.ie/2012/featured...eptember-2012/

[Baron von Biffo]

Having a neck like a jockey's apparatus isn't a trait that's confined to Ireland. The 'artist' who ruined a painting in a Spanish church is looking for royalties from the admission fees the church charges to see the destruction.



http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland...ge-208315.html

[Baron von Biffo]

As the domestic economy continues to decline the ESRI thinks the way to improve demand is to cut the spending power of 300k families.

http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/e...om-567703.html

[DCon]

One of Cameron's ministers will almost certainly be walking the plank this weekend:

There are easier ways to resign!

[Baron von Biffo]

One for the 'You couldn't make it up' file.

Cork City Council has moved disabled parking bays away from the entrance to City Hall to facilitate a cycle lane.

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland...ng-208306.html

21st century Ireland is no place to be old or sick.

[DCon]

One for the 'You couldn't make it up' file.

Cork City Council has moved disabled parking bays away from the entrance to City Hall to facilitate a cycle lane.

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland...ng-208306.html

21st century Ireland is no place to be old or sick.

is the intention that the disabled people should cycle?

[Baron von Biffo]

is the intention that the disabled people should cycle?

Definite smell of Norman Tebbit.

[Baron von Biffo]

Mullet jailed for haircut.

http://www.independent.ie/world-news...s-3236060.html

Roll on - Jailed for mullet haircut.

[Baron von Biffo]

The ULA is upset at Mouthy McGrath for revealing things they'd rather keep secret.

http://www.independent.ie/national-n...p-3236600.html

So much for openness.

[Baron von Biffo]

Great letter in the IT today.

"Sir, – The Minister for Public Expenditure has in his wisdom decided to remove the underwear allowance for new female recruits to the Defence Forces (Home News, September 19th). Does this mean that in future they will have to “go commando”? – Yours, etc,"



http://www.irishtimes.com/letters/in...#1224324324912

[C. Flower]

Great letter in the IT today.

"Sir, – The Minister for Public Expenditure has in his wisdom decided to remove the underwear allowance for new female recruits to the Defence Forces (Home News, September 19th). Does this mean that in future they will have to “go commando”? – Yours, etc,"



http://www.irishtimes.com/letters/in...#1224324324912

Best ever, quite possibly

[Baron von Biffo]

TDs are to meet with insurance companies to talk about flood cover.

http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/t...es-568151.html

More populist nonsense. Insurance companies cover risk not certainty. They'd go broke if they offered to cover losses from predictable damage in flood prone areas.