The Absolute Thread of Randomness

[fluffybiscuits]

Things on my mind?

Getting dry (im soaked) and reading up on ancient Ireland.

Drinking tea at the moment

Anyone anything else random to add?

[Dr. FIVE]

Just spent 14 quid in the bakery.

Fridays

[fluffybiscuits]

Just spent 14 quid in the bakery.

Fridays

Oohhh pain au chocolat from Lidls bakery.....!

[PaddyJoe]

Why did both Marys wear red suits today? Were there no phone calls between their respective retinues to check what each other were wearing?

[fluffybiscuits]

[Holly]

Why did both Marys wear red suits today? Were there no phone calls between their respective retinues to check what each other were wearing?

I expect it was to honor the new President's left-wing credentials.

[Dr. FIVE]

Why did both Marys wear red suits today? Were there no phone calls between their respective retinues to check what each other were wearing?

Red is now mandatory under our new Chairman

[fluffybiscuits]

Red is now mandatory under our new Chairman

They say people who wear red want to make a statement, wonder what statment that was?

On another issue, anyone know of any good hangover cures?

[PaddyJoe]

They say people who wear red want to make a statement, wonder what statment that was?

On another issue, anyone know of any good hangover cures?

A quick shot of whatever bit you the night before followed by a hot high carb meal.
But if it's one of those 'day after a wedding' type hangovers when grape and grain were mixed in large quantities all day there isn't really any cure except for bed and paracetamol.

[5intheface]

I just filled 19 party bags, 10 girls and 9 boys. I'm short 1 edible bracelet and 2 plastic formula 1 cars. I'm wearing a trilby. On the box, Spongebob and Patrick just had this exchange;

SB: Hey Patrick, what am I now?

Patrick: Err...stupid?

SB: No, I'm Texas!

Patrick: What's the difference?

Both: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

[jinnyjoe]

couple that with watching a very mediocre game with Estonia, but at least we're 1 nil up and we just got mobile phone interference on air, lovely, you'd think the commentators would be told to turn off their phones while on air wouldn't you. Anyway it could all change we could win

[C. Flower]

wo'?

[Baron von Biffo]

Now that the Y chromosome has retaken the park I have a question for the men here so all the women should stop reading now.

Can any of you recommend a good trimmer for nose and ear hair?

My hands are becoming more jealous of their autonomy as the years pass and I can no longer command them with the same assurance as in the past. Trimming with a scissors is increasingly a bloody business. If I'm to prevent my nose doing Willie Nelson impersonations a good electric trimmer is needed.

Suggestions welcome but bear in mind I'm keeping the beard so nothing that's part of a razor set le do thoil.

[5intheface]

Now that the Y chromosome has retaken the park I have a question for the men here so all the women should stop reading now.

Can any of you recommend a good trimmer for nose and ear hair?

My hands are becoming more jealous of their autonomy as the years pass and I can no longer command them with the same assurance as in the past. Trimming with a scissors is increasingly a bloody business. If I'm to prevent my nose doing Willie Nelson impersonations a good electric trimmer is needed.

Suggestions welcome but bear in mind I'm keeping the beard so nothing that's part of a razor set le do thoil.

I'm guessing 'Remmington' have the tool for you, remember the guy who liked things so much he bought the company?

Mind you, if you want my advice, keep the ear stuff in case you need it up top at a later stage. The perfect comb-over.

[Griska]

On another issue, anyone know of any good hangover cures?

Heroin can dissipate a hangover.
It can be a bit unsettling on the tummy, though.