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    Things on my mind?

    Getting dry (im soaked) and reading up on ancient Ireland.

    Drinking tea at the moment

    Anyone anything else random to add?
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    Just spent 14 quid in the bakery.

    Fridays

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    Quote Originally Posted by FIVE View Post
    Just spent 14 quid in the bakery.

    Fridays
    Oohhh pain au chocolat from Lidls bakery.....!
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    Why did both Marys wear red suits today? Were there no phone calls between their respective retinues to check what each other were wearing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaddyJoe McGillycuddy View Post
    Why did both Marys wear red suits today? Were there no phone calls between their respective retinues to check what each other were wearing?
    I expect it was to honor the new President's left-wing credentials.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaddyJoe McGillycuddy View Post
    Why did both Marys wear red suits today? Were there no phone calls between their respective retinues to check what each other were wearing?
    Red is now mandatory under our new Chairman

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    Quote Originally Posted by FIVE View Post
    Red is now mandatory under our new Chairman
    They say people who wear red want to make a statement, wonder what statment that was?

    On another issue, anyone know of any good hangover cures?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fluffybiscuits View Post
    They say people who wear red want to make a statement, wonder what statment that was?

    On another issue, anyone know of any good hangover cures?
    A quick shot of whatever bit you the night before followed by a hot high carb meal.
    But if it's one of those 'day after a wedding' type hangovers when grape and grain were mixed in large quantities all day there isn't really any cure except for bed and paracetamol.

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    I just filled 19 party bags, 10 girls and 9 boys. I'm short 1 edible bracelet and 2 plastic formula 1 cars. I'm wearing a trilby. On the box, Spongebob and Patrick just had this exchange;

    SB: Hey Patrick, what am I now?

    Patrick: Err...stupid?

    SB: No, I'm Texas!

    Patrick: What's the difference?

    Both: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fluffybiscuits View Post
    On another issue, anyone know of any good hangover cures?
    Heroin can dissipate a hangover.
    It can be a bit unsettling on the tummy, though.
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    [ame="http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E19vQOiZ8z8"]http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E19vQOiZ8z8[/ame]

    I don't know what to make of this, but it's quite funny

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    Standing in line at the post office today my eye caught a flyer on the wall advertising a clairvoyant. I took the number and sent a polite enquiry...

    Trow. ''Are you for real?''
    Clairvoyant. ''Who are you?''
    Trow. ''You should know, you're the psychic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fluffybiscuits View Post

    On another issue, anyone know of any good hangover cures?
    I always find alcohol a fantastic cure. Works better if served with a variety of greasy food (curry sauce optional)
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    Quote Originally Posted by fluffybiscuits View Post
    On another issue, anyone know of any good hangover cures?
    The Atlantic Ocean.

    20 seconds in that baby and the alcohol you consumed last night will be absorbed by your testicles which will by then be residing north of your kidneys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5intheface View Post
    The Atlantic Ocean.

    20 seconds in that baby and the alcohol you consumed last night will be absorbed by your testicles which will by then be residing north of your kidneys.
    Would a dip in the Liffey be healthier than what Im ingesting at the weekend sometimes
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