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People Korps
21-05-2010, 10:55 PM
It might be unkind to say that balancing a back between a head that big and a bum that big was iffy esp if you were high heals all the time
but Bono's back surgery is throwing U2's latest tour into doubt


The Guardian mentions spinal surgery at a clinic of Neurosurgery in Munich.

Get well soon creep


http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/may/21/bono-surgery-u2-tour-postponed (http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/may/21/bono-surgery-u2-tour-postponed)

McGuinness speaks http://www.u2.com/news/title/paul-mcguinness-on-todays-news

Ah Well
21-05-2010, 11:04 PM
Where does this Thread rank in relation to the Keating we've split up one?

Depends on one's take on life I suppose ;)

C. Flower
21-05-2010, 11:07 PM
Off-topic ?

Ah Well
21-05-2010, 11:08 PM
Off-topic ?

Yeah guess so ... sorrie

Not a fan of Hello/Goodbye, OK/Not OK and celeb :p in general

People Korps
21-05-2010, 11:15 PM
Off-topic ?

No way its Bono its media so is keating for that matter tis news (and great foir site traffic)

C. Flower
21-05-2010, 11:17 PM
No way its Bono its media so is keating for that matter tis news (and great foir site traffic)

But poor for site rep (:

I could turn it into a porn site and double traffic in 10 minutes.

People Korps
21-05-2010, 11:19 PM
But poor for site rep (:

I could turn it into a porn site and double traffic in 10 minutes.

Yes but he's our own favorite political muppet unlike Keating he spends half his time in the white house ,

C. Flower
21-05-2010, 11:20 PM
In fairness, Mark Little was tweeting this this morning. So it must be media.

People Korps
21-05-2010, 11:23 PM
and in fairness to democracy I have added a poll

IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN BETTER TO ASK IS THIS IS GOOD OR BAD NEWS

C. Flower
21-05-2010, 11:26 PM
and in fairness to democracy I have added a poll

IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN BETTER TO ASK IS THIS IS GOOD OR BAD NEWS

I voted yes, but would hope it might have a bit more substance than Bono in pain, oh good. But I suppose there's still time....

People Korps
21-05-2010, 11:29 PM
Perez Hilton was compassionate
U2 needs you back on your feet, bb, so that you can continue to rake in the dough! http://perezhilton.com/2010-05-21-bono-undergoes-emergency-surgery

ps 45 hits on Bono 4 on my feminist thread :)

C. Flower
21-05-2010, 11:34 PM
Perez Hilton was compassionate http://perezhilton.com/2010-05-21-bono-undergoes-emergency-surgery

ps 45 hits on Bono 4 on my feminist thread :)

You little hit-whore. :mad:

People Korps
21-05-2010, 11:46 PM
It might be serious maybe he will have to play in a wheelchair or on crutches , maybe he will need a popemobile,

spine and neurosurgery never good news

People Korps
22-05-2010, 12:00 AM
Bono's doctors are Dr. Hans-Wilhelm Müller-Wohlfahrt
Many of the German doctor's treatments are controversial, including using injections of a substance called Hylart[1], extracted from the crest of cockerels, which is claimed to help lubricate knee injuries and take away the pain. He has also injected honey or calves' blood into patients who injects people with crest of cockerels (the fleshy pink comb on a cockerel's head. ) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans-Wilhelm_M%C3%BCller-Wohlfahrt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans-Wilhelm_M%C3%BCller-Wohlfahrt)

and Dr. Jorg Christian Tonn, MD a Munich based neurosurgeon.


Maybe the poll should be Will Bono turn into a Cockerel? Should this be in the food forum :)

PaddyJoe
22-05-2010, 12:01 AM
My other half badly wants to know what the Ronan story is. Tells me that seeing I spend half my life on the interweb I should know these things.
So let's start from the top. I thought Ronan was the gay lover of some fellah in Marbella who died of drink or some priest who is a pub singer in New York who annoyed a lot of Jewish people and is not allowed to play baseball anymore.
Turns out he's married and has kids and is splitting up and this is news for some reason?
Tell me more?:confused:

People Korps
22-05-2010, 12:01 AM
The chicken cure goes back a bit I dont know if this cricketer grew feathers http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2006/mar/01/englandinindia200102.cricket8/print

People Korps
22-05-2010, 12:02 AM
My other half badly wants to know what the Ronan story is. Tells me that seeing I spend half my life on the interweb I should know these things.
So let's start from the top. I thought Ronan was the gay lover of some fellah in Marbella who died of drink or some priest who is a pub singer in New York who annoyed a lot of Jewish people and is not allowed to play baseball anymore.
Turns out he's married and has kids and is splitting up and this is news for some reason?
Tell me more?:confused:

Tell her Bono might turn into a chicken that should quiet her down (thread title altered so you can prove you did not make it up :) )

C. Flower
22-05-2010, 12:14 AM
This thread has had every opportunity of becoming one of those threads full of searing criticism of the hypocrisy of well-heeled pop stars who want to run with the hounds and hunt with the hares, but it has failed. Back to Off-topic with it, please.

People Korps
22-05-2010, 12:21 AM
Really the title can revert but this is a big story millions of euro going away from the Dutch government if U2 don't tour, will that affect the euro?
and the chicken cure is interesting and not yet in the mainstream media

PaddyJoe
22-05-2010, 12:29 AM
This thread has had every opportunity of becoming one of those threads full of searing criticism of the hypocrisy of well-heeled pop stars who want to run with the hounds and hunt with the hares, but it has failed. Back to Off-topic with it, please.

There has to be a political angle somewhere. Was Ronan ever a member of Ogra FF or was he ever approached to be a member of Ogra FF? I think he needs to come clean!

ZANU-FF
22-05-2010, 12:33 AM
The Guardian mentions spinal surgery at a clinic of Neurosurgery in Munich.

Get well soon creep

you are surely the Eamon Ryan of this corner of the internet

happy hating PK

so many legitimate battles and you choose a distraction........

smells of FF, then again, with 5 million euro of taxpayers cash anything is possible......

People Korps
22-05-2010, 12:35 AM
you are surely the Eamon Ryan of this corner of the internet

happy hating PK

so many legitimate battles and you choose a distraction........

smells of FF, then again, with 5 million euro of taxpayers cash anything is possible......

Fianna Fail use Bono's back to save nation? Its the Dutch get their profits now.

ZANU-FF
22-05-2010, 12:49 AM
Fianna Fail use Bono's back to save nation? Its the Dutch get their profits now.

better that the dutch get it than the dep of finance here waste it on 166 fools that cost the taxpayers billions per week .....

(163) we dont even live in a democracy

People Korps
22-05-2010, 12:50 AM
better that the dutch get it than the dep of finance here waste it on 166 fools that cost the taxpayers billions per week .....

That shows your patriotism boyo and Bono on his belly or side

ZANU-FF
22-05-2010, 12:52 AM
That shows your patriotism boyo and Bono on his belly or side

your patriotism is a kind we dont need PK

run back to Cowen and tell him his DAYS are numbered

you pathetic shill

People Korps
22-05-2010, 12:55 AM
your patriotism is a kind we dont need PK

run back to Cowen and tell him his DAYS are numbered

you pathetic shill

Off topic? Bono chicken back and tax?

ZANU-FF
22-05-2010, 01:01 AM
Off topic? Bono chicken back and tax?

run back to Cowen and tell him his DAYS are numbered....

Sam Lord
22-05-2010, 03:56 AM
My other half badly wants to know what the Ronan story is. Tells me that seeing I spend half my life on the interweb I should know these things.
So let's start from the top. I thought Ronan was the gay lover of some fellah in Marbella who died of drink or some priest who is a pub singer in New York who annoyed a lot of Jewish people and is not allowed to play baseball anymore.
Turns out he's married and has kids and is splitting up and this is news for some reason?
Tell me more?:confused:

It is probably because I am totally cut (and I know because I have made at least 2 dozen corrections to the proceeding text... but at least I am still capable of that) but I hit upon this thread by accident and this post has totally cracked me up .............:D

Why is this so funny .... ? I need to know..

5intheface
22-05-2010, 03:54 PM
Can we change the poll question to, 'Should we allow public ropes on Bono?'

Now there's a commuinty event I could subscribe to.

People Korps
22-05-2010, 03:58 PM
run back to Cowen and tell him his DAYS are numbered....

All politicians know their days are numbered , the only time I saw An Taoisceach I said Nite Taoiseach and he answered Nite lads (as there were two of us) but if there is a next time I will be sure to tell him.

However is Bono being injected with chicken head is a more interesting question to ponder.

Roland The Gunslinger
22-05-2010, 04:02 PM
I thought this thread was given a good Christian burial ? Bongo is a reflection of everything thats wrong about this country,so bearing that in mind,is it really necessary to give him any attention here ?

C. Flower
22-05-2010, 04:38 PM
I thought this thread was given a good Christian burial ? Bongo is a reflection of everything thats wrong about this country,so bearing that in mind,is it really necessary to give him any attention here ?

It was. Its a zombie thread. One more complaint and its gone. :)

Baron von Biffo
22-05-2010, 04:51 PM
In fairness, Mark Little was tweeting this this morning. So it must be media.

Mark Little? He used to be on the telly didn't he? Then he went off to save the world when Gorgeous George got that Kryptonite sandwich in the Dail bar.

People Korps
22-05-2010, 05:06 PM
The fact that the thread is divisive is good as a sign though we all hate Bono look at what a Bono thread brings out in people?

That is sociological and worthy of note as his feathers grow

moss
22-05-2010, 05:09 PM
YouTube- U2 vs. Daft Punk - Around the world on new years day

People Korps
22-05-2010, 05:12 PM
great until 1.16 when fat arse starts pronouncing

Is there a Trotskyist elite voting against having bono threads?

moss
22-05-2010, 05:17 PM
Small people rock.....

YouTube- U2 Vs Daft Punk - With or without you

C. Flower
22-05-2010, 05:20 PM
great until 1.16 when fat arse starts pronouncing

Is there a Trotskyist elite voting against having bono threads?

Ask Taxation :)

Are you suggesting its good to have a thread like a poultice to draw out the worst in us ?:confused:

RosaLuxembourg
22-05-2010, 05:25 PM
I HATE Bono.

disability student
22-05-2010, 06:10 PM
I'm a no fan of Bono as U2 shifted their tax affairs to Holland. He could be a patriot but he isn't... a full blast ego hypocrite. A self serving or self importance invividual. He sent his kids abroad .. a sublime message of what's wrong with Ireland's 3rd level education.

Every time i see him on paper as i go over the next page quick or turn off the tv remote control.

Tell me did he contribute if any to the Irish economy or jobs or the state of the nation?? He spent monies abroad re houses instead of here.

Fing Fers
22-05-2010, 06:37 PM
But poor for site rep (:

I could turn it into a porn site and double traffic in 10 minutes.

Political Porn, your onto a winner here.

Sam Lord
22-05-2010, 06:58 PM
He is a poster boy for his generation. Unfortunately, he will not be going down with the Celtic Tiger ......

Voodoou
22-05-2010, 08:02 PM
It might be unkind to say that balancing a back between a head that big and a bum that big was iffy esp if you were high heals all the time
but Bono's back surgery is throwing U2's latest tour into doubt


The Guardian mentions spinal surgery at a clinic of Neurosurgery in Munich.

Get well soon creep


http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/may/21/bono-surgery-u2-tour-postponed (http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/may/21/bono-surgery-u2-tour-postponed)

McGuinness speaks http://www.u2.com/news/title/paul-mcguinness-on-todays-news

Good in their day.

Well past sell by date.

To old to rock n roll and to young to die!

Bit like yourself perhaps?

C. Flower
22-05-2010, 08:16 PM
Good in their day.

Well past sell by date.

To old to rock n roll and to young to die!

Bit like yourself perhaps?

Still rocking, VOODOOU ?

Voodoou
22-05-2010, 08:24 PM
Still rocking, VOODOOU ?

very heavy metal flower.

moss
22-05-2010, 08:27 PM
very heavy metal flower.

YouTube- ACDC - Touch Too Much (Lyrics)

Voodoou
22-05-2010, 08:57 PM
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

PaddyJoe
22-05-2010, 09:05 PM
It is probably because I am totally cut (and I know because I have made at least 2 dozen corrections to the proceeding text... but at least I am still capable of that) but I hit upon this thread by accident and this post has totally cracked me up .............:D

Why is this so funny .... ? I need to know..

Emm, I have to admit that I was a bit cut myself at that stage. Funny the things that make perfect sense in the wee small hours.....:)

moss
22-05-2010, 09:48 PM
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

Ask cockstain.

People Korps
22-05-2010, 09:59 PM
Good in their day.

Well past sell by date.

To old to rock n roll and to young to die!

Bit like yourself perhaps?

I am ce rtainly too young to die but never too old to rock n roll just back from Juliette Lewis and the Licks

moss
22-05-2010, 10:08 PM
I am ce rtainly too young to die but never too old to rock n roll just back from Juliette Lewis and the Licks

Sounds familiar...

YouTube- AC/DC - Ride On

People Korps
22-05-2010, 10:10 PM
Yep

People Korps
22-05-2010, 10:56 PM
Does anyone actually think his treatment could turn Bono into a chicken? Like Michael Jackson became white and noseless?

C. Flower
22-05-2010, 10:58 PM
A funky chicken.

Ah Well
22-05-2010, 10:59 PM
I am ce rtainly too young to die

Nope .... that one is potentially out of yer control .... potentially

People Korps
22-05-2010, 11:36 PM
Nope .... that one is potentially out of yer control .... potentially

If I died they would say I was too young?

People Korps
22-05-2010, 11:37 PM
A funky chicken.

A fat arsed cockerel

moss
22-05-2010, 11:38 PM
A fat arsed cockerel

You'd eat anything. Ya monster.

Ah Well
22-05-2010, 11:44 PM
If I died they would say I was too young?

They might ... b4 moving onto the next ... it's all about moving on :)

People Korps
22-05-2010, 11:45 PM
You'd eat anything. Ya monster.

People Korps non PC food habits have nothing to do witn Bono's "medical" treatment, People Korps eats chickens while Bono is being injected with Cockerel's crowns (the flappy red bit on a ****'s beak)

how they get that in the works I dont know

meatloafs
23-05-2010, 10:15 PM
bo no has bad bones i think we all knew that

BrendanGalway
23-05-2010, 10:28 PM
I could turn it into a porn site and double traffic in 10 minutes.

Not so fast.....are you talking about using Registered Posters as models?

Bye-Bye web traffic.